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We have the same hair, therefore we both have no souls.
It's all fun and games until they fall off the top bunk and next thing you know you're having a threesome... I've watched too many movies. The adult kind. ;-)
We have so much in common
When your favorite shows on, you have fleas.
The doctor said I can only have one beer a day.
When you the smallest dude in your click, and you still try to look hard.
Get out and have fun the parents said...
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Garfield?
We may have found the parrot