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This is what nightmares are made of. Let's put it on the mantle!
Here's a banana, you know, for scale!
Everyone asking about what I'm doing for Valentines and I'm just standing here like
I KNOW SANTA'S HIDEOUT!
Jurassic Park? What's going on here!
You know the game, here's the real-life story!!
That's NOT what she said... And I even brought lube!
I know, Human's are idiots. They don't even know I'm the good boy.
I wonder what's for dinner