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Excuse me stewardess, could you hand me the scissors please?
What do you mean where is Fred? I thought he was dinner…
"Please don't start singing"
Could you please kill her quietly, I gotta work in the morning.
He took his bitch out for dinner
Please human, don't die, I need noms in 20 minutes.
Whenever I start being honest at the family Christmas Dinner
The perfect Christmas sweater while eating Christmas dinner with the kids
It looks like were having shish kebab pigeon for dinner