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The coconut crab: a harmless arboreal giant
Spiderman, stop, there's kids around!
Excuse me Mr. firefighter, a little bit of that fire burned by ass a ways back, could you please squirt me?
Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get back to Russia?
It's the Kitty straitjacket
There's only one way to talk to short people, don't!
When you teleport to a place that's changed drastically since the last time you were there
That's one reason to start an account, and based on there's up votes people agree
He's actually just there to pick up bitches waiting for their owners, the pets are just a bonus