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Came to get drunk, woke up with some knowledge
Apparently this is the only way to get the liberal media to treat Trump fairly
This is what happens when you get too drunk after a concert
We get it bro, you Hoverboard.
When thinking of how many ways you could kill yourself gets creative
Is how I get her warmed up
When the crabs hear you can get rid of crabs for cheap
I'm off to buy a few cartons after each family get-together
When the chef tells you dinner is as fresh as it could possibly get