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Maybe he's blind like the one Dave Chapelle skit
He's actually just there to pick up bitches waiting for their owners, the pets are just a bonus
He's trying the Russian diet
He's going places, just not involving science. Probably a stage, making jokes.
we all know that one girl who seems to think everybody's hitting on her ugly ass
Saw this in Twilight, he's a shape shifter!
He's going to split this half pipe like Moses split the Red Sea
He's real
Seems like just yesterday he was delivered to happy faces, now he's literally a lawn chair