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Note to self: sunglasses don't stop Medusa.
This is why I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Next time you think they don't make a hat for that, think again!
I don't think he's going to make it to college…
Don't worry, she's looking up your symptoms on Web M.D. It looks like cancer. Or perhaps you just drank too much last night.
Shhh. Don't tell the bitch where we were
Don't be a basic bitch
Someone Stealing my poops. Now I don't bury them!
I don't think she understands how handcarts work