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My teacher once told me there is no such thing as a bad student, only bad teachers. 2 months later she kicked me out of class and told me she's given up.
When its okay to ask a woman if she's pregnant
She knows where she's going in life
She's such a giver
He's in love, she's envious.
Nope, she's broke. Time to go buy a new one
When she says rough skin turns her off, but that's all you got
But she won't go for any late-night joyride's anymore
When she's a butter-face