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You ever wonder what your dog has named you?
When you come to the sudden realization you're not living up to your full potential
When you're watching a show about fat humans and suddenly realize your fat too
When your nephew's birthday came up unexpectedly and you're broke
Welcome to Russia, I will be your guide
You wish your cat was this bad ass
Then the next date it's time to drop "your turn to pay"
Sir, do you know how fast your rocket was going?
When you're drunk AF and decide to start a scavenger hunt with your NON-drunk self the next day