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I is with my lover, human, leave us be!
Human... You see this? It's Master Splinter!
Human, help me!
Human, I is not that fat.
Human, kill me!
Human, I is dog, not bunny!
Human, why you do this?
Human, please move him! I can't because he scratches!
Human, mistakes were made! Please help!