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When you trying to lie, but you dumb as f*ck and can't muster anything believable.
I just can't get down with metal
When your kid has better aim than you and you just can't lose again.
I just can't bring myself to delete it, at least without 4 hours of continuous play
And they say true love can't be found.
Bill, can you go change the middle light, it doesn't seem to be turning on.
"Sorry, can you ask that question again I was distracted?"
Who knew? Darth Vader was a philanthropist! Can't wait to hear his motivational speeches.
Sir, we can't have you out here fighting crime drunk