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Heard a weird sound at night, woke up to this, we don't own a duck
Don't be hatin'
Hernando, we don't believe you.
Note to self: sunglasses don't stop Medusa.
This is why I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Next time you think they don't make a hat for that, think again!
I don't think he's going to make it to college…
Don't worry, she's looking up your symptoms on Web M.D. It looks like cancer. Or perhaps you just drank too much last night.
Shhh. Don't tell the bitch where we were