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That's what she said!
And on the 3rd day, god said, let there be cats... for single women to grow old with...
I mean, what if life's more than licking myself, pooping, throwing up, and running around for no reason...
When you hear someone say "who's food is this" and know you have some bangin' leftovers in there
I mean, what if I never find out who's a purrrrrrrty girl
Let's go swimming there, perhaps we'll get mutant powers...
When there's a flood outside but she says her parents aren't home...
You are what you eat?
just in case she didn't know, someone's trying to rebuild Noah's Ark