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It's come to this? When do those spaceships to Mars leave?
When you have a sunflower seed addiction...
We have a match. Now when people call him a d*ckhead, they mean it.
I just can't get down with metal
When you think you life of the party
Hope she's not too drunk... when she gets here.
Who needs one of those expensive all-in-one remarks when you got this?
When your kid has better aim than you and you just can't lose again.
Bring them inside when it's cold