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Someone didn't think so, now you all have no mirror.
All that money for a degree you can't use = Liberal arts.
Dirty Bird. No bird seed for you!
"I'll catch a grenade for you, I'll get sunburn for you" - Bruno Mar's remix.
Every time my grandma suggests we go to the all you can eat buffet
Maybe you oughtta change your name.
Planet of the Dogs, coming to a theater near you.
When you just gave up on life, this becomes your footwear.
In case you missed it, North Korea actually threatened war over their upcoming movie.