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When the tree just has to fall down, but it really likes your car
Sir, are these falcons going to declare jihad on the plane?
Just like my house
Just taking his bitch for a walk
If you're from China or Russia you can select 2 of these
When you've just given up and accepted you drive a minivan.
He's going places, just not involving science. Probably a stage, making jokes.
Did they really need the pregnancy test? Or was she just eating watermelons whole?
That comment just won the internet for the day...
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