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"I'll give you something to cry about"
When you tell her to write down all the things that you do that irritate her, and you promised you'll change them.
You know you live in the ghetto when peoples are stealing steaks
And if you're deaf, I'll just look like I'm really surprised for a very long time
To be the Batman, you gotta live like the Batman? Sorry mom and dad, you gotta go!
I'm pretty sure this is a scene from final destination. I'll just sit here and wait for this truck to drive a couple miles away.
When hobbits tell you they'll hook you up with a nice motorcycle
When she says if you can get her car home she'll have a threesome with you.
When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed