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Now they come preinstalled with cats
living with your parents
As if it could get any worse, he better hope the dog doesn't wake up with morning wood
Not sure if a thumb with hair, or really long neck.
When you trying to be a mom but still fit in with the dads
Looks like it's time to just break the machine.
Bill, you better catch a f*cking fish today. I'll keep look out. - Cat
Kids these days are getting mighty specific with their wish lists
That's NOT what she said... And I even brought lube!