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This is what tellers are actually doing when they're telling you they're working as hard as they can while clicking furiously.
When mom tell's you to act your age, but you believe you're 5.
How cold is it today you ask?
When you're trying to convince mom you have a boyfriend but you arrived alone.
When you're a few million years late to the extinction...
Bill, you better catch a f*cking fish today. I'll keep look out. - Cat
And yet they always think you're the stupid one.
That face says she doesn't care you're angry. and sleep with one eye open.
Fitting in, you're doing it wrong.