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She just... left. She didn't even try to pay the bill.
Rocket man strikes again
I win, again!
Stewardess, could you please go over the directions again?
Sometimes trying to be like your friends can kill you
You're not fooling me again, cops
Perhaps trying to escape prison through the toilet like in cartoons wasn't a good idea
When you're illiterate but trying to get you're nut on
When you told her not to ask you to empty the pool again or there would be consequences.