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Single Dudes be like "taking a ride with the bae"
Do you have a moment to talk about our god Geoffrey, you idolize him at Toys-R-Us
You wouldn't like her when she's hungry...
And get mad at you when you catch her.
You just sit there shaking your head and nodding, at the same time.
human, why you no help?
got that Jared, you need not apply
Where will you be when those drugs kick in?
Santa, you promised you wouldn't do that this year