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He's actually just there to pick up bitches waiting for their owners, the pets are just a bonus
He's trying the Russian diet
Dog looks like he finally found out his father is a murderer for hire and doesn't approve
He's going places, just not involving science. Probably a stage, making jokes.
Saw this in Twilight, he's a shape shifter!
He's going to split this half pipe like Moses split the Red Sea
He's real
Seems like just yesterday he was delivered to happy faces, now he's literally a lawn chair
I see he's rocking my hand-me-down shirt from 1985