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The coconut crab: a harmless arboreal giant
MOM I'M BUSY STUDYING!
To be the Batman, you gotta live like the Batman? Sorry mom and dad, you gotta go!
Better turn off the microphone when dropping a deuce
Leatherfaces mom, after the movie
"Palms sweaty, eating mom spaghetti"
When you ugly AF but your mom calls you handsome.
When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
what does your mom have?