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When you trying to spot that fine bitch across the way
Clearly it works
Dr. Morris is angry... Time for some catnip tea
His last ear cleaning was fourscore and seven years ago
Welcome to college, we'll be your daughter's guide
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
When you got a poop while at the grocery store, but you still need groceries.
Seems to be about right
Anytime I'm about to drop some real sh*t