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There's a time and place to light a cigarette, at the gas station isn't one of them
Fat and Drunk isn't a good mix.
Real life isn't like the movies
The force isn't with him.
Her face says she isn't fooled.
It's just not fair, it really isn't
This dog isn't sticking around for the cleanup
Wait, isn't that a cat?
The suicide hotline in the Middle East just isn't the same