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So it's come to this... This is how I die.
Cody nailed it.
Never understood, if they're going to sit down anyway, why can't they put it down and lift it up when they get up?
Enemy threw a grenade, he ate it.
My dads reply when I said I forgot his father's day Present.
Man, Obama really made it hard for a black man to get work. Thanks Obama!
And it's always a fat guy next to some malnourished kid.
DAMN! They better call the ambulance for some emergency burn repair.
New dads... Sometimes they're not exactly what you wanted.