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Shhh. Don't tell the bitch where we were
When your parents tell you to hold down the house while they're away
Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get back to Russia?
Just when you think you're about to lose faith in humanity, something like this happens
When hobbits tell you they'll hook you up with a nice motorcycle
Every ring tells a story
I deer you to tell them to leave
You can tell by their face, they are serious
When the chef tells you dinner is as fresh as it could possibly get