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Forget the dog ate the homework, the dog ate the keys as well
Never hire dyslexic painters
The Never Ending Story IRL
When you wake up in a jail cell after a night of partying and forget everything that happened the night before
When UPS forgets to pay the bills
When you forget your at a beach near the Mexican border
And some chicks wonder why guys hit and forget
A camera man's job never ends.
When you've decided that you never want to get a job