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When she tells you her parents aren't home but you're missing a wheel
Or try and just make sure you let me know at a time so I can record.
This is what tellers are actually doing when they're telling you they're working as hard as they can while clicking furiously.
Not sure if ancient relic, or bread.
When mom tell's you to act your age, but you believe you're 5.
Not sure if a rotten pumpkin, or meme come to life!
When your husband tells you not to take Christmas too far this year
Not sure if a thumb with hair, or really long neck.
Can hardly tell the difference