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Not sure if melted horns, or dirty ass hair...
When you trying to spot that fine bitch across the way
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
Always be sure to use the right insult
And parked in a handicapped spot... Douche Award of the Day winner is...
When she's trying to give you hint all you're getting is a hand job...
Spotted one person to avoid, forever!
Finally, a cause I can get behind!
Like my girlfriend. She lost it when I tried to put a sticker on.