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Not what I thought she meant when she said things are going to get hot tonight

NeverGoFullDerp8 years ago

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Mr. Sandman is never around when you need him

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When you grab the last juice box, and go outside to savor that sh*t

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When you decided to party on Sunday

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Your mom is going to be pretty lonely tonight

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my how quickly things have changed

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just in case she didn't know, someone's trying to rebuild Noah's Ark

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Is it okay if I admit not all of that was true? It's been 5 months and I still haven't done a single thing.

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One of us is going to have to change

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Going to get awkward driving home to the wife...

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