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When she says if you move that for her mom, she'll hit you off later tonight in bed
Until you crinkle a bag that sounds remotely close to the treats bag.
All about making that money! Those crackers won't buy themselves!
Perhaps that shirt wasn't that well thought out
Vin Diesel, is that you? Am I in fast and the furious?
Remember that day I became a Giant Rubber Ducky?
perhaps I shouldn't have dropped that magic beanstalk seed right there
that awkward moment nobody believes your boyfriends invisible
well,that escalated straight to nightmare real quick