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Stewardess, could you please go over the directions again?
GENIUS! I'm so doing this next time I order food!
I feel like this kid goes home and domes a 12 pack of root beer.
Mail order husband?
Please to... Smoking, Drugs, or Blowjobs.
Girls at the doctors be like
Me today at the fireworks show after a few beers
When the doctor says you can only have one glass of wine a day
When you order fries around a bunch of girls who say they don't want any