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Tom, we told you red bull doesn't actually give you wings.
Someone doesn't like their kids
You guys go ahead, I'll just stay here and make sure this bridge doesn't break
Thanos doesn't cut deals
This is why men don't trust women who tell them they're pregnant.
Bill, can you go change the middle light, it doesn't seem to be turning on.
Even Verizon doesn't want you to see Verizon's content
Fortune cookies don't even give fortunes anymore. The Chinese are getting a little too cocky.
Fast and the furious just doesn't make sense