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Off to your mom's house…
Perhaps it's time to just put a deadbolt
Hotel rooms and UV lights just don't mix. Well, not if you want to sleep well.
OOPS! Now I'm just curious if any got in her mouth.
When you realize your barbers not as good as they claim to be.
"I just want to be friends"
Free umbrella was just sitting outside
"Get up, stand up, stand up for your chords"
Now they're just rubbing it in