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When they're trying to tell me perhaps I shouldn't have taken any cake
That moment you realize it was a mistake signing up for those giveaways
When the barber didn't understand what you meant when you said "a little on the top and a little in the back"
When you think you're writing something funny on a toilet stall and it backfires
We all have that one coworker who always wants to do something with you, but you can't stand
When those 12 bit graphics blew your mind!
Those invisible once are selling like crazy, even walked out of the store with a few myself without paying
Yes, those are all different women
It's her fault with all those moans