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When you hear your crush tell someone she likes you..
It doesn't work she said... pshhh
She seems to be okay with what she has done.
When a girl lays down and says she's ready.
Maybe she's webcam whoring for doggies noms.
She just big plastic'd
This is when you put the sign on her and claim she bumped your shoulder.
My wife asked if that was a movie remake... I just nodded. Then she looked it up on IMDB
She out of my league, until I break out her favorite game and some alcohol.