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It was at that moment he realized this was a horrible mistake
When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated
Half the country is going to buy this every election
The pun is strong with this one
When you teleport to a place that's changed drastically since the last time you were there
This is going to be a tough one to stay within the lines on!
Human... You see this? It's Master Splinter!
This is why I have trust issues
With a deal like this how could you pass it up?