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When your mom threatens to take away your Xbox if you don't 'go to bed right this minute'
I almost want to follow her to see what happens, but I don't want to die!
Don't gender identify me!!
Please don't breed
When it was so good you gotta let others know, but you don't know anyone.
Just call the ambulance, don't wait for her to land.
When you hear someone say "who's food is this" and know you have some bangin' leftovers in there
And I just watched some videos... Kinda horny.
Looking for some bitches.