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Didn't this bug come out of the mummy's coffin?
I know I didn't spend that last night during the drinking binge
Clearly they didn't think this through
I'm allergic to the sun, and people, and any place that doesn't have a free wifi connection.
There's only one way to talk to short people, don't!
For some reason Mormons don't knock here
Some things you just can't hold in
And still he doesn't know what the spleen is
Crying chicks be like, "the top didn't touch the ground"