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Pigtails, they're useful for something.
Grammar Nazi's... they're actually very helpful.
They dressed like this, but it wasn't a costume party.
State Farm claim's they're always there when you need them. I call BS!
They spent money making this sign.
Never understood, if they're going to sit down anyway, why can't they put it down and lift it up when they get up?
New dads... Sometimes they're not exactly what you wanted.
Some have more Y's than others...
My Jihad brings all the boys to the yard... And they're like.. you da bomb.. Literally. Strap this bomb on.