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Well that didn't go as planned
Someone won't have a use for that college fund you saved for him..
Someone gets excited about their pizza
Sorry dude, I didn't realize you broke your leg... But you really stuck that landing!
Apparently if you don't look like a bald Ewok... You didn't "turn up"....
Someone needs to catch up on their French
I didn't know you could get hung over on that, but okay...
Hocus Pocus didn't get him elected.
Hey boo why didn't you CAWWWWWW