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When you know it's time to go back to the kung fu classes and get a refund
When it's 100° outside in the AC stops working
Mom was like "I'm taking this photo, it's so fitting"
When he's not out stealing picnic baskets, Yogi is jazzing it up in the streets
We all have that friend who drives like a maniac, if you don't, IT'S YOU!
When she gives you head in the car and it's been a while since you've masturbated
It's the drunk mobile, hop on
Human... You see this? It's Master Splinter!
That's one reason to start an account, and based on there's up votes people agree