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Welcome to college, snowflakes, this will be your favorite room.
Perhaps trying to escape prison through the toilet like in cartoons wasn't a good idea
We warned you about your sister
How dark do you like your coffee?
Back when a game of solitaire blew your damn mind!
When your parents tell you to hold down the house while they're away
You know damn well you heard the song in your head
Making the best of a bad situation, done LIKE A BOSS!
Life can be a Dick sometimes