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No, Martha, you can't sit with me!
Ever been stuck in traffic so long that you went crazy? This guy has!
Such a great deal, how can you resist?
Messed with the Wrong one!
When you get in a wreck with anything as small as a bicycle it automatically converts into a coffin
When hobbits tell you they'll hook you up with a nice motorcycle
Cracking open some boys with the cold ones
When she says if you can get her car home she'll have a threesome with you.
This one should be automatically uploaded to their social networks