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"I'll take sh*t stain marble" - Owner
This years Olympics are off to a great start... and they haven't even started,
"Almost".... "You said that 30 years ago"
Not what I thought she meant when she said things are going to get hot tonight
When you grab the last juice box, and go outside to savor that sh*t
just in case she didn't know, someone's trying to rebuild Noah's Ark
I dunno. Its like. The 2nd grade boys just don't have the same lego building abilities.
It was a much better time to remember, they weren't on TV.
According to their stories. And they didn't even have shoes, just newspaper and plastic bags.