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When you're a fully mechanical organism, but that last Vivaldi Symphony was the sh*t!
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...
When you're the only friend that hit puberty
When you touch your face with your hands after touching habanero pepper seeds
When you're lost in the store but still need that one thing to finish the recipe
"Hook me up with that Reeses cup".... didn't mean what the barber thought it meant.
I know who I'll be drinking with, he doesn't judge...
Owned! by Himself! Kanye West accidentally tweets a pic showing him using Pirate Bay to download music.