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That's one way to scare the children from eating
That's one way to stay up for the job
Remember that time you told me I was in a good boy? Who's a good boy now!
We all have that one friend who has a demon cat that's only nice to them
When you're trying to convince your friends you moved to a nice neighborhood, but in truth you moved to the ghetto because that's all you can afford
That's not what I expected at all
That's one way to avoid paying $10
We all have that friend who drives like a maniac, if you don't, IT'S YOU!
"These boots were made for walking, that's just what I'll do"