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When you gotta take that last selfie as your son drowns..
I bet you didn't know Dr. Seuss's was spitting that fire
Losing out to a cartoon, damn that's cold
There's always that one guy
Proof that some artwork socks
Ironically that's his favorite stripper's name to
So that's why it smelled like bacon
The driver remembered that time he beat them in racing, never again
I have to admit that's actually pretty clever