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Fort Virginity Protection
This should protect his virginity
And always magically appears out of nowhere
We shall protect each other, until a hot chick comes along
We gotta protect that ass
Tranny Barbie... It's a hit.... Nowhere!
Hope it's equipped with the flotation devices add on package.
Nowhere in the creation of this did someone realize it was a mistake?
Staying prepared, like a true college student!
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